The Twits

by Roald Dahl

Mr and Mrs Twit  are really disgusting.They  smell because they never wash.They fight because they play tricks on each other. And worst of all they hate children and they keep monkeys in cages doing silly tricks. What a lot of hairy faced men there are around these days? Who  knows what they look like with no hair on their faces - well you haven't seen Mr and Mrs Twit they're hairy. You wouldn't class them as human.

I liked the part where the monkeys showed  Mr and Mrs Twit a lesson when they glued all of their belongings on the roof  to see how they liked standing upside down for hours. But they were so stupid they were the right way up and their living room was upside down. They were doing a handstand but then they started to shrink and after 1 hour there was just a lump of old raggy clothes in the middle of their living room.

I liked the funny language that they used to describe Mr and Mrs Twit.

Surfing

When you go for walks on the beach and you see someone standing on water and you think they're walking on water, well your wrong they're surfing. Surfing is one of the oldest pratised sports in the world.  Surfing is also one of the few sports that creates its own culture and life style. The act of riding waves with a wooden board originated in western Polynesia over three thousand years ago.

There are many different sizes of surf boards and here are some common sizes 5.2' 6.4' and width 20 inches and 22 inches. There are different surf boards for different waves like a short board for stunts and carving it up.  Fish boards are good for intermediate and good for catching waves and have great  speed. Fun boards like Malibu are good for learners or small waves.  Long boards longer than normal surf boards and good for having fun.  Last but not least there's the stand up board.

There are many different surf spots in the world and here are the top 20
1.Super Bank Gold Coast, Australia.
2. Pipeline Oahu Hawaii.
3. Bundoran Beach county Donegal, Ireland.
4. Mentawai Islands, Indonesia.
5. Supertubes, Jeffreys bay, South Africa.
6. Lima, Peru
7.The Bubble, Fuerteventura, Canary Islands.
8. Black Beach, San Diego, California.
9. Hossegar,France
10. El Salvador.
11. Costa Rica.
12. Cloud Nine, Siargoa,Islands, Phillippines.
13. Brazil.
14. Sultans, North Mole Maldives.
15. Samoa
16. Montanita,Beach, Montanita.
17. Mana Bay, Raglan New Zealand.
18. Riyue wan Sanya Hainan.
19. CloudBreak Tauarua Island Fiji
20. Joes Point, Sur,Oman.

And now people can surf all around the world.
 

We had an amazing soccer game on Saturday.  We had a great game, a bit rough  though because unfortunately  we lost. Great game  we lost 4 5  the main thing was we tried or hardest and we had fun.