The Twits

by Roald Dahl

Mr and Mrs Twit  are really disgusting.They  smell because they never wash.They fight because they play tricks on each other. And worst of all they hate children and they keep monkeys in cages doing silly tricks. What a lot of hairy faced men there are around these days? Who  knows what they look like with no hair on their faces - well you haven't seen Mr and Mrs Twit they're hairy. You wouldn't class them as human.

I liked the part where the monkeys showed  Mr and Mrs Twit a lesson when they glued all of their belongings on the roof  to see how they liked standing upside down for hours. But they were so stupid they were the right way up and their living room was upside down. They were doing a handstand but then they started to shrink and after 1 hour there was just a lump of old raggy clothes in the middle of their living room.

I liked the funny language that they used to describe Mr and Mrs Twit.